💩 Your Yard's New Best Friend

We Scoop the Poop. You Enjoy the Yard.

Dog poop in your yard? That's a you-from-five-minutes-ago problem. Post a job, get bids from vetted local scoopers, and never touch the stuff again.

No credit card. No commitments. Feel free to peruse.

How It Works

Four steps between you and freedom from poop duty.

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Post a Job

Tell us about your yard, your dog(s), and how much poop we're talking. No judgment.

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Get Bids

Local scoopers compete for your job. You pick the best price, rating, and vibe.

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Pick a Scooper

Accept a bid, pay securely through the app, and let your scooper handle the rest.

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Clean Yard!

Track progress in real-time. Walk barefoot again. Live your best life.

Why Scooped?

Because life's too short to spend it dodging landmines in your own backyard.

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Vetted Scoopers

Every scooper goes through our application process. We let in the good ones and keep out the... crappy ones.

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Secure Payments

Pay through the app with Stripe. No cash exchanges, no Venmo requests, no IOUs written on napkins.

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Real-Time Tracking

Know when your scooper is on the way, when they arrive, and when the deed is done. It's like Uber, but for poop.

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Built-In Chat

Message your scooper directly. Share gate codes, dog details, or just send them moral support.

Ratings & Reviews

Read reviews, leave ratings, and always know you're hiring someone who gives a crap (about quality).

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Book in 60 Seconds

Post a job faster than your dog can produce another one. A few taps and you're done.

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Want to Turn Poop Into Profit?

Set your own hours. Pick your own jobs. Get paid to scoop. It's the gig economy's most... distinguished opportunity.

Learn About Scooping
Your Yard Won't Clean Itself.

Well, technically it could...given a few thousand years and some very determined bacteria. Or you could just sign up.